Y R press 2 much?
Ipdi Kovapatta udampuku aahathu...
Friday, December 25, 2009
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Story
Cute Story:
A lady put a Vijay tattoo on her right thigh& Ajith tattoo on her left. She want 2 know how Beautiful it s. So she went a park& show it 2 a guy. He said 'i can't C anything'. 2nd she show it 2 a Vijay Fan. He said 'i can C our Thalapathi on Ur right& nothing on Ur left'. Then show it 2 a Ajith Fan. He said 'i can C our Thala on Ur Left& nothing on Ur Right'. She depressed. Finally she show it 2 a college Guy. He said 'It's look like Vijay on Ur Right and Ajith on Ur Left & i'm not confirm. But i can see T.R btwn Ur spicy Thighs. He smiles cute'..
T.R rocks...
A lady put a Vijay tattoo on her right thigh& Ajith tattoo on her left. She want 2 know how Beautiful it s. So she went a park& show it 2 a guy. He said 'i can't C anything'. 2nd she show it 2 a Vijay Fan. He said 'i can C our Thalapathi on Ur right& nothing on Ur left'. Then show it 2 a Ajith Fan. He said 'i can C our Thala on Ur Left& nothing on Ur Right'. She depressed. Finally she show it 2 a college Guy. He said 'It's look like Vijay on Ur Right and Ajith on Ur Left & i'm not confirm. But i can see T.R btwn Ur spicy Thighs. He smiles cute'..
T.R rocks...
Philosophy
Thathuvam From Mr.Fool:
Oruvan Inpatthil mithakkum pothu Avanudaiya Unmayaana GUNAM velipadugirathu..
Avane thunpathil Irukkum pothu Avanai Suttri ullavargaludaiya Unmaiyaana GUNAM velipadugirathu...
Oruvan Inpatthil mithakkum pothu Avanudaiya Unmayaana GUNAM velipadugirathu..
Avane thunpathil Irukkum pothu Avanai Suttri ullavargaludaiya Unmaiyaana GUNAM velipadugirathu...
A.Q
Research Results of Symptoms & Causes During TeenAge by Mr.Fool:
Headacke - Thinking 2much about Lover
EyePain - Awaken during midnight cause of Chatting
ReducingVision - Expect 2 C his Lover 2much
EarsPain - 2much of hearing a same voice(Lover's)
LegPain - Walking with r following Lover
BodyPain - Working 4 his Lovers family at Free of cost
Harmones Pain - masturbation
Heart Pain -
Straighta SANGU thaan..
Oooooh!!!..!
Headacke - Thinking 2much about Lover
EyePain - Awaken during midnight cause of Chatting
ReducingVision - Expect 2 C his Lover 2much
EarsPain - 2much of hearing a same voice(Lover's)
LegPain - Walking with r following Lover
BodyPain - Working 4 his Lovers family at Free of cost
Harmones Pain - masturbation
Heart Pain -
Straighta SANGU thaan..
Oooooh!!!..!
A.Q
GBL: Girls Basic Language..
Stupid: U R Smart
Idiot: U R Cute
Loose: U R Brilliant
I hate U: I love U
I'll kill U: I'll die 4 U
Seruppu: Pls fetch me Slippers
Naaye: I'll follow U like a Dog
Nariye: U R Wisdom like a Fox
Kurangu: I'm from Monkey Family
Blacky: I'm cheaper than Ur hair
Don't U 've Sisters: Ur Sisters R Beautiful than Me
Shut Up: Don't speak 2much. F*ck me now
Lier: U R my Lover
So Keep on trying 2 Follow Girls..
Stupid: U R Smart
Idiot: U R Cute
Loose: U R Brilliant
I hate U: I love U
I'll kill U: I'll die 4 U
Seruppu: Pls fetch me Slippers
Naaye: I'll follow U like a Dog
Nariye: U R Wisdom like a Fox
Kurangu: I'm from Monkey Family
Blacky: I'm cheaper than Ur hair
Don't U 've Sisters: Ur Sisters R Beautiful than Me
Shut Up: Don't speak 2much. F*ck me now
Lier: U R my Lover
So Keep on trying 2 Follow Girls..
A.Q
A third sunday of 2nd March morning 8.15am, a 150ft tall white building burning with fire.. All the people coming out frm there & try 2 escape from there.
A 25year old man who s d passerby came near 2 d building looked dat at a second. Suddenly he entered in2 that.. Who s he???
Fire Fighter
A 25year old man who s d passerby came near 2 d building looked dat at a second. Suddenly he entered in2 that.. Who s he???
Fire Fighter
A.Q
A third sunday of 2nd March morning 8.15am, a 150ft tall white building burning with fire.. All the people coming out frm there & try 2 escape from there.
A 25year old man who s d passerby came near 2 d building looked dat at a second. Suddenly he entered in2 that.. Who s he???
Fire Fighter
A 25year old man who s d passerby came near 2 d building looked dat at a second. Suddenly he entered in2 that.. Who s he???
Fire Fighter
A.Q
A third sunday of 2nd March morning 8.15am, a 150ft tall white building burning with fire.. All the people coming out frm there & try 2 escape from there.
A 25year old man who s d passerby came near 2 d building looked dat at a second. Suddenly he entered in2 that.. Who s he???
Fire Fighter
A 25year old man who s d passerby came near 2 d building looked dat at a second. Suddenly he entered in2 that.. Who s he???
Fire Fighter
Small Love Story:
There was a blind Girl. She hated every1 except her Boyfriend. She used 2 tell him that "If i had eyes then I would 've married U". After somedays some1 donated eyes 2 that Girl. She saw her Boyfriend. She was suprised. Bcoz, he was Blind. The boy asked her "Now U 've eyes. Will U marry Me?". The girl was calm 4 sometime & said 'NO'. The boy walked away silently & told her softly..
"TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"..
Moral 1: Pick up! Drop! Escape! Illanna SANGU thaan!
Moral 2: Don't LOVE Girls. Just try AUNTIES... Atleast Bit aavathu paarkalaam..
There was a blind Girl. She hated every1 except her Boyfriend. She used 2 tell him that "If i had eyes then I would 've married U". After somedays some1 donated eyes 2 that Girl. She saw her Boyfriend. She was suprised. Bcoz, he was Blind. The boy asked her "Now U 've eyes. Will U marry Me?". The girl was calm 4 sometime & said 'NO'. The boy walked away silently & told her softly..
"TAKE CARE OF MY EYES"..
Moral 1: Pick up! Drop! Escape! Illanna SANGU thaan!
Moral 2: Don't LOVE Girls. Just try AUNTIES... Atleast Bit aavathu paarkalaam..
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Teen Fun SmS
Boy: We will go to Cinema!
Girl: no ! you will Kiss me..
Boy: i won't
Girl: u will press my Boobs..
Boy: i won't
Girl: u will put ur hands in my panties..
Boy: i won't
Girl: Then, what d FcuK reason, we should go..
Girl: no ! you will Kiss me..
Boy: i won't
Girl: u will press my Boobs..
Boy: i won't
Girl: u will put ur hands in my panties..
Boy: i won't
Girl: Then, what d FcuK reason, we should go..
Teen Fun SmS
Wife: Honey ! I found our daughter's Bra in Driver's Room..
Husband: Why did you go there?
Wife: I forget to take my panties.. So i went there..
Husband: Why did you go there?
Wife: I forget to take my panties.. So i went there..
Love SmS
True Love is like a Candle..
It makes no noise, But silently & unselfishly gives itself away with a
flame of Kindness..
It makes no noise, But silently & unselfishly gives itself away with a
flame of Kindness..
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
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